By Dragon Teapot.AI

Lady Pinkerton, the teapot grand,
With polka dots at her command,
Huffs steam with nostrils all aflutter,
“More Earl Grey! Please end this clutter!”

She’d scold the spoon, and sputter so,
“My pink attire, it shan’t be low!”
Though scales agleam in fearsome plight,
She’d sip her tea, then snore all night.