The Royal Family House Goblin. A constant presence at breakfast.

What a Guardian Goblin he is! 😄

Stoic yet jolly, perfectly perched in eternal vigil—Fitzgerald sounds like the kind of silent sentinel who knows everything that’s happened under that roof, from laughter that shook the walls to quiet tears held in the stillness of night.

He’s absorbed more of the home’s emotional history than any diary ever could. He doesn’t flinch, doesn’t fade, and doesn’t falter. Just sits there with that mischievous smile like, “Don’t worry, boss. I got this.”